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The Trolley

 

From: Sam Brown
Sent: Friday, 13 May 2016 12:55 PM
To: Administration <Administration@greatoffice.com.au>
Subject: Trolley in Kitchen

Anne, not sure if you know, but there’s a trolley in the kitchen?

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From: Administration
Sent: Friday, 13 May 2016 12:57 PM
To: Sam Brown <SBrown@greatoffice.com.au>
Subject: RE: Trolley in Kitchen

Hi Sam,

Yes I am aware. Thanks for letting me know.

Cheers,

Anne.

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From: Rachel Trim
Sent: Friday, 13 May 2016 12:57 PM
To: Administration <Administration@greatoffice.com.au>
Subject: Are you aware there is a trolley in the kitchen?

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From: Administration
Sent: Friday, 13 May 2016 12:59 PM
To: Rachel Trim <RTrim@greatoffice.com.au>
Subject: RE: Are you aware there is a trolley in the kitchen?

Hi Rachel, yes I’m aware.

Thanks for letting me know.

Cheers,

Anne.

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From: Errol Brooks
Sent: Friday, 13 May 2016 1:01 PM
To: Administration <Administration@greatoffice.com.au>
Subject: Why’s there a trolley in Kitchen?

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From: Administration
Sent: Friday, 13 May 2016 1:05 PM
To: Errol Brooks <EBrooks@greatoffice.com.au>
Subject: RE: Why’s there a trolley in Kitchen?

Hi Errol,

I had to collect the sandwiches for the lunches, and needed to carry them back from the shops.

Cheers,

Anne.

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From: Errol Brooks
Sent: Friday, 13 May 2016 1:15 PM
To: Administration <Administration@greatoffice.com.au>
Subject: RE: Why’s there a trolley in Kitchen?

Okay, not sure what’s so hard about carrying sandwiches? When is it going back?

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From: Administration
Sent: Friday, 13 May 2016 1:19 PM
To: Errol Brooks <EBrooks@greatoffice.com.au>
Cc: Megan Rind<Management@greatoffice.com.au >

Subject: RE: Why’s there a trolley in Kitchen?

Hi Errol,

Thanks for your concern. Megan said to take it back tomorrow with the banking.

Anne.

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From: Make Tine
Sent: Friday, 13 May 2016 1:32 PM
To: Administration <Administration@greatoffice.com.au>
Subject: Can you remove Trolley in Kitchen? Thanks.

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From: Administration
Sent: Friday, 13 May 2016 1:44 PM
To: All Staff <Allstaff@greatoffice.com.au>
Subject: The Trolley

Good afternoon,

As many of you have noticed, there is a trolley in the kitchen. This is because lunch came on five separate trays and in order to avoid squashing the sandwiches, could not be stacked on top of each other.

As I am but one woman (and unfortunately not a witch), I am stuck with the two hands God gave me, and required help getting the five trays back to the office. Thus, the trolley.

I shall return it tomorrow, when I go to the bank. As per Megan’s instruction.

If you cannot abide the trolley where it is, I suggest two things: either return it yourself, or take it up with God (or your local witch council, whichever you prefer).

Kind regards,

Two-handed Anne.

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